That awkward moment when you start telling a story...
meduselah: asianjoker: TOTALLY HAPPENED TODAY! haha. every. day.
How fucked is your hearing? →
steelsamurai: varison: hiddenamongpeople: c0kekitty: Oh Jesus I could only hear it to 18kHz. But God do I hate these high-frequency things. Sob, I only made it to 17kHz 21 kHz oh ok 19 kHz… 16, holy shit I suck
When you notice that in about 95% of all yaoi...
xxk-oticxx: I K R It’s like “I like you” “Ok, wanna fuck?” and I’m like DON’T YOU WANNA GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER FIRST?
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S...
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
thebearjay: apriki: And Hitler was like: And Gobbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like: LAWL FDR.
The awkward moment when somebody tells you they...